8 Pets Who Are Sure They Want Some Space
We often blithely assume that our pets are super into our affection. We get home from a long day, and take it for granted that our ball of fluff wants some snuggles from their human. We think our kisses and belly rubs are so special, that we never stop to consider how our four-legged friends feel about it all. What if our pets feel totally suffocated by all our needy hugs ‘n kisses? What if all the romance is gone and they just aren’t feeling that spark anymore? These particular pets are here to tell you, in a polite and conscientious way, that they’re not feelin’ all this affection. They’re just REALLY BUSY these days, and they need some space.
But don’t worry … they’ll call you later! Maybe!
… We need to talk, Carl!
Look, it’s not you — it’s me
I think we need to spend some time apart
I think I need some ‘ME’ time
I just don’t feel like I can be tied down right now, okay?
Brooke, I think we want different things from life
I want to go out there and spread my wild oats, Katie!
DAMMIT TOM, WE’RE OVER