8 Pics That Prove USA Really Doesn’t Understand Food

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Americans should not be allowed near food because they do things like this

Americans should not be allowed near food because they do things like this

 

These are things that should really, really not exist

These are things that should really, really not exist

 

Only America would come up with a doughnut burger

Only America would come up with a doughnut burger

IT’S FUCKING GLAZED YOU SICK FUCKS.

This is a brick. Of fried food. In no world should a “brick” be an acceptable way of serving something

This is a brick. Of fried food. In no world should a “brick” be an acceptable way of serving something

 

Bricks are for building, not eating.

Americans shouldn’t do things with food because they end up with this sort of hellaciously unsafe things. Just, y’know, eat the fries, then drive. Or drive, then eat the fries. Why must you do both at the same time?

Americans shouldn’t do things with food because they end up with this sort of hellaciously unsafe things. Just, y’know, eat the fries, then drive. Or drive, then eat the fries. Why must you do both at the same time?

 

This is a peanut butter and jelly drink. Now, sure, peanut butter and jelly is a very American thing that has never really caught on elsewhere. That’s fine, it happens! But a drink?

This is a peanut butter and jelly drink. Now, sure, peanut butter and jelly is a very American thing that has never really caught on elsewhere. That’s fine, it happens! But a drink?

 

I don’t even know what’s actually in this. It’s butter-flavoured butter that actually has no butter?

I don’t even know what’s actually in this. It’s butter-flavoured butter that actually has no butter?

 

How on earth can you flavour a condiment with a different condiment?

How on earth can you flavour a condiment with a different condiment?

 

 

Cheese should not be sprayed. A country that doesn’t understand the concept of cheese should not be allowed nuclear weapons, let’s be honest

Cheese should not be sprayed. A country that doesn’t understand the concept of cheese should not be allowed nuclear weapons, let’s be honest

 


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