A Little BrainStorming – 10 Differences That Would Happen If All Men Had Periods

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If all men had periods they would no longer be taboo

If all men had periods they would no longer be taboo

 

Tampon packaging would change drastically; no longer would they be in soft blue and pink boxes

Tampon packaging would change drastically; no longer would they be in soft blue and pink boxes

 

Period pants wouldn’t just be your oldest pair of granny knickers. They would be specially designed with useful pockets and a waistband made to be displayed

Period pants wouldn’t just be your oldest pair of granny knickers. They would be specially designed with useful pockets and a waistband made to be displayed

 

There would be constant TV adverts for different types of period-pain medication, all featuring scientists

There would be constant TV adverts for different types of period-pain medication, all featuring scientists

 

Period sex would be encouraged. Special non-staining sheets would be sold, and research on its health benefits would be commissioned

Period sex would be encouraged. Special non-staining sheets would be sold, and research on its health benefits would be commissioned

 

PMS would be taken very seriously, and people would be let off for minor crimes if they committed them while menstruating

PMS would be taken very seriously, and people would be let off for minor crimes if they committed them while menstruating

 

No one would call it “Aunt Flow” or “that time of the month” any more – synonyms would be about WAR and CLEVER CULTURAL REFERENCES

 

No one would call it “Aunt Flow” or “that time of the month” any more – synonyms would be about WAR and CLEVER CULTURAL REFERENCES

 

Men wouldn’t hide their tampons when they went to the toilet. Some men would even choose to display them in a specially designed tampon sash

Men wouldn’t hide their tampons when they went to the toilet. Some men would even choose to display them in a specially designed tampon sash

 

If all men had periods there would probably be the Periolympics, where men would measure who could period the most

If all men had periods there would probably be the Periolympics, where men would measure who could period the most

 

If all men had periods we would celebrate them!

If all men had periods we would celebrate them!

Probably using sexy ladies dressed as tampons.